✄ 005 ✄ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO

[stapletrauma]

[The device clatters on when it... clatters to the pavement out of a pants pocket, bouncing a bit before it lands in the street, screen view akimbo, but facing the right direction, just in time to catch-

What is that?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No.It's a teenage boy pedaling like a madman on a red mountain bike down the streets of the City

Comments

[shall_yield_us]

...no?

[three hours later when he... finally finds his device by retracing his steps]

[stapletrauma]

...

You could pretend you didn't see that.

[Right??]

..... : (

[shall_yield_us]

I suppose I should say, "For a price."

... :|

[stapletrauma]

It should be a cheap price.

[unweighty]

Yes?

[three hours later when he... finally finds his device by retracing his steps]

[stapletrauma]

[oh god senjougahara wasn't supposed to see this-]

There was... a discount! At the store-

[unweighty]

Oh? Then you'll be so kind as to describe the discount. 50% off? Bogo? Clearance? And on what, may I ask?

--I'd like to go shopping, too, of course.

[stapletrauma]

25% off at the clothing store by building 4.

[Smart enough to say a sale that was actually going on, but unfortunately... It's not one that would warrant that reaction.]

[aliveandticking]

that looks like a lot of fun!

[three hours later when he... finally finds his device by retracing his steps like a loser] 1/?

[stapletrauma]

[Oh god not only his girlfriend but other girls saw that-]

[stapletrauma]

[ground, feel free to swallow him up]

[stapletrauma]

[... any day now, ground.]

[nosferotofu]

You're going to kill yourself, kid.

1/2

[stapletrauma]

[sob]

[stapletrauma]

I assure you, someone else will kill me before I kill myself, sir.

[nosferotofu]

With that mentality, I'm sure someone will.