Kazuma Mikura blushed as Koyomi Araragi cupped his face, thumbs smoothing over pink, tear-stained cheeks. He could hardly grasp at the words, all of them caught in his throat that seemed to tighten uncomfortably with every nervous passing second. Koyomi's calming gray eyes were all he needed, however, to lean forward, moist lips parted just ( Read more... )

[Witness this scene here, one (1) Hitagi Senjougahara threatening her boyfriend one (1) Koyomi Araragi who may seem somewhat unsure at this situation.]

Senjougahara, isn't this cliche-

[She pulls one of the staplers away from his fingers, clicks it close to his face. A warped staple falls neatly into his cravat.]

I'm sorry, that was very rude of ( Read more... )

The dashing Knight accepts this quest without fear and without hesitation for who else is to save the weeping damsel waiting for her back home, utterly unable to do a thing? Ah- but I'm sure he finds the fetishization of it quite exhilarating.

[The crunch of leaves as Hitagi makes her way through the forest, leaves in her hair and twigs stuck to ( Read more... )

[Hitagi is actually strangely quiet today as she mills around the Square. She wanted to go shopping, but out of nowhere the crowds started pouring in. She feels a bit on edge, cautious. She's got an x-acto knife in her purse just in case.

Not knowing that the device is recording, however, she stops in front of a bookstore curiously.]I wonder where ( Read more... )

Oh? How inappropriate.

Araragi, your attempts to 'get in me in the mood' certainly need a bit of work. Don't those ero books teach you a thing about technique?

[A hint of a laugh. Just the lightest, tiniest hint. It's very brief, a whisper, so fond.]

I'm lucky to have this kind of Prince Charming, really--

[ooc | LINK IS SAFE. Unless you count ( Read more... )

Girls-- what do you look for in a man? Would you like him to take you out on a walk in something like this? All sweet and charming- perhaps with a rose prepared for you? There are even damsels who dream of the confidant and selfish prince who wants the glory and the attention. Like an actor who entertains for the good of the audience- how dare we ( Read more... )

[As soon as it hits midnight, the video jerks on as the device clatters to the floor, showing tiny bare feet sinking into carpet. She's breathing heavily, and the video captures her clothing falling to the floor. She's stripping in a hurry -- is that her bra?]

No--

[The bed squeaks when she lowers herself onto it gingerly. Carefully.]Just when I' ( Read more... )

[This video has been intentionally made so that Hitagi can embarrass the shit out of her boyfriend. Lovingly, of course. Also- because she thinks he's cute when he blushes. She'd like to record it. There's this thing about blogging that everyone seems to like, and she wants to try it out, too ( Read more... )

Ah. [Gently taps her fist into the palm of her other hand]This may mean the cafes in Akihabara have mecha maids ( Read more... )

Araragi, you've lost me completely.
Sent 3:20 PM

You're not answering. I'd like to know where you've run off to.
Sent 3:21 PM

If you've gone to look for your virgin books, you can just forget about our next date.
Sent 3:31 PM

I'll never forgive you.
Sent 3:37 PM

That's not it. I mean to say that I'm worried. Please respond, Araragi. I don't ( Read more... )