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[Witness this scene here, one (1) Hitagi Senjougahara threatening her boyfriend one (1) Koyomi Araragi who may seem somewhat unsure at this situation.]

Senjougahara, isn't this cliche-

[She pulls one of the staplers away from his fingers, clicks it close to his face. A warped staple falls neatly into his cravat.]

I'm sorry, that was very rude of

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[stapletrauma]

[It's cliche, it's cliche, this is definitely way too-]

Ah. What's my line... ?

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That you'll take me to your lair... call me a sneaky witch.

[Her arms drape over his shoulders, tugging at his cravat.]

The effect would be more cinematic if I had only remembered the glitter.

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[stapletrauma]

[Oh, he remembers the line. And mumbles, "You'll regret this, you sneaky little witch. I shall take you to my lair forthwidth"-]

[stapletrauma]

[OH GOD NO HE CANNOT DO IT NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU.]

[aettir]

Seriously, roleplaying? Watch out, you'll jinx it again!

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It isn't a jinx-- it's a hex. Don't you even know the difference? You ought to, your past considered.

[aettir]

Maybe if you were actually a witch! How's my past even have to do with anything?

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But I am a witch.

Have you become blind as well?