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stapletrauma

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Oct 09, 2011 15:55

I accidentally groped this girl I met in a park!

My little sisters' friend from school showed me her body mostly naked!

My class rep pressed her breasts on me and I saw her underwear!

My girlfriend's junior offered to be my love slave!

And-

I held hands with my girlfriend and we kissed! I've also seen her totally naked!

[ooc; We Did That?! ( Read more... )

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i could not help myself baitswitch October 9 2011, 20:29:53 UTC

Quite an experienced young man, aren't you? But for all that, you seem to know nothing about ladies.

1/? stapletrauma October 9 2011, 20:33:38 UTC

[OH GOD WHY DID SOMEONE REPLY]

stapletrauma October 9 2011, 20:33:58 UTC

[CAN'T THEY SEE THIS IS A CURSE]

stapletrauma October 9 2011, 20:34:26 UTC

[OH MY GOD HIS LIFE IS OVER.]

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child_radical October 9 2011, 21:32:18 UTC

And I thought my interactions with females were insane.

stapletrauma October 10 2011, 09:06:01 UTC

All I wanted was a normal life.

child_radical October 10 2011, 15:44:10 UTC

Apparently fate enjoys marking you as a cosmic chew-toy.

stapletrauma October 10 2011, 15:54:13 UTC

It sounds a bit dramatic...

[yet true...]

voice; unweighty October 10 2011, 02:54:43 UTC

Araragi.

[Do you feel like you're being watched? DO YOU? BECAUSE SHE MAY JUST BE LURKING SOMEWHERE.]

voice; stapletrauma October 10 2011, 09:06:59 UTC

[do you hear that shrill, girly "meep"?

HE KNEW IT WAS COMING, BUT-]

voice; unweighty October 11 2011, 07:30:20 UTC

It isn't often that you speak so boldly - instead you refuse, you flush, you become some kind of distressed maiden. I suppose it is due to your lack of experience. I wonder, really, the meaning behind this sort of announcement.

Could it be compensation?

voice; stapletrauma October 13 2011, 18:31:29 UTC

Compensation for what?

[h- hey-]

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