Comments | star_ruet: I'll try hard not to pretend

star_ruet

I'll try hard not to pretend

Feb 08, 2005 21:11

I just bumped in to Angeline in the fifth floor girls bathroom, and she gave me some of those muggle 'love heart' sweet thingies. You know the ones. They have little messages written on them, like 'Be Mine' and that sort of bollocks. Apparently she swapped them with some girl in her dorm for a bag of cockroach clusters (hahahah poor girl) and ( Read more... )

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dmalfoy_ February 8 2005, 14:08:07 UTC

1. I wasn't aware you even wanted to be IN the loop until you told me.
2. Name the puppy Marius. Keep the softcore porn, though; I'm not in the mood.

star_ruet February 8 2005, 14:13:06 UTC

1. You're an idiot. Why wouldn't I want to be in the loop? Even Lavender Brown is in the loop, these days. You think i'd want to be left OUT of the loop?

2. Could have fooled me.

dmalfoy_ February 8 2005, 14:19:35 UTC

1. Never knew you were one to want to join the mainstream.
2. What you don't like the name Marius?

star_ruet February 8 2005, 14:23:03 UTC

1. You're right. Caring about your well-being has become somewhat mainstream, hasn't it? What happened to the good old days where everybody hated you?

2. It's poncy.

[Private to Draco]

And you know that's not what I meant.

[/private]

dmalfoy_ February 8 2005, 14:24:46 UTC

1. Oh, I don't think anyone gives a fuck really. It's become slightly trendy to pretend to care when you really don't.

2. Get bent. So's the puppy. I thought you were going to make a coat out of that or something?

[Private to Star]

No idea what you're talking about. Madwoman.

[/Private]

star_ruet February 8 2005, 14:26:29 UTC

1. True.

2. Get bent
If only.
I thought you were going to make a coat out of it or something
Well I have to wait until it grows, don't I? It'll make a pretty tiny fucking coat if I skin it right now.

[Private]

Oh yes. That's right. I'm mad.

[/Private]

dmalfoy_ February 8 2005, 14:30:34 UTC

2. Good point. We have a litter or 45 of kittens around the Manor. Feel free, Narcissa's done it before.

[Private]
Yes, you are. Good girl, denial isn't healthy.
[/Private]

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insidiousslyth February 8 2005, 16:56:28 UTC

...You got a puppy?

star_ruet February 8 2005, 17:00:24 UTC

Sort of, yes.

insidiousslyth February 8 2005, 17:02:29 UTC

What do you mean 'sort of' ... You have a puppy or not?

star_ruet February 8 2005, 17:04:03 UTC

Yes, I have a puppy.

It's only a little puppy!

insidiousslyth February 8 2005, 17:05:40 UTC

... I didn't take you as a puppy sort of person. Big cats with big teeth, yes, but a puppy? Hm.

star_ruet February 8 2005, 17:08:48 UTC

Well usually I wouldn't be a...puppy person...but...agh...

Would you think less of me if I said "IT'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!"?

insidiousslyth February 8 2005, 17:12:45 UTC

...No.

I'm cuter still anyway.

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blaise_zabini February 8 2005, 19:21:00 UTC

You let that filthy beast urinate on Potter's bed?!?!
Did you not think that it might affect ME!!! Ugh! Star that is disgusting, I'm going to have to get the house elves to fumigate that room! I can't set foot in there otherwise. Thank you very much!

star_ruet February 8 2005, 21:44:41 UTC

Sorry...I didn't really think that far ahead. But come on - It's FUNNY! I'd laugh if you let some sort of small fuzzy creature piss on my boyfriends bed of course, that's because right now, I want him to die.

blaise_zabini February 8 2005, 23:20:13 UTC

You'd laugh? Really? Good because I'm off to find a small furry animal and I will make it urinate all over your boyfriend's bed!

star_ruet February 9 2005, 08:00:40 UTC

Excellent.

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