After talking briefly last night with Kitten about what a classy motherfucker I am, I decided to come up with my top 10 classiest moments of 2002 (those I can remember at least ( Read more... )

So I took the emode IQ test (http://www.emode.com/tests/uiq/), which says that it's legit... even having options to buy your full results. But yeah so I scored a 136. This means (assuming it is correct) that I scored in the 99th percentile and confirms my feelings of superiority. If ( Read more... )

I had a dream last night that Britney Spears and myself had just become an item, like right out of the blue. I wanted to go around and tell people, but I couldn't because I knew no one would believe me (cause it was so new and there weren't any pictures of us in the tabloids yet). But really, how much would that suck? To have Britney and to know ( Read more... )

I've managed to stay incredibly busy over the course of this past week. It's rather surprising actually considering that I have not found any sort of full-time employment... but it has really been enjoyable. You may ask what I have been up to (actually you probably don't but too bad, I'm runnin' this pony show here!!!)... well ( Read more... )

When you come home with a box of cereal called "Mud & Bugs".

Hot damn, I can't wait for breakfast.

( Bitch is goin' down )

I'm so pleased with my take home ATL Final Exam Essay that I decided to post it here. Yes, this is what I am turning in.

( Self-Fellatio, a Love Story )

It's been a week since I last updated, which is a LJ eternity for me. So what's new?

~Thanksgiving... sucked. The holidays do nothing more than to remind me of how my family has totally fallen apart. It's like hitchin' a ride on the Depression Express.

~Came back Friday afternoon. Accomplished nothing~Actually I did find out that my plan for ( Read more... )

I'd like to thank those who replied to my last post. However, I'd like to point out that out of the 25 people who have me listed as a "friend", only seven of you responded. Now I know that all of you live in this country. So am I to assume that the people who did not respond simply do not care what happens to our country? Or are you just not ( Read more... )

All right, what I want to know is what are your thoughts on the conflict with Iraq? Are you for a war? Do you oppose a war? And why?

If you read this, I want to hear from you. I don't care if I know you, don't know you, love you or hate you. I want to know what all of you think and why.