Angelina Jolie eating habaneros and firing pottery nekkid in Death Valley.

[starboogie]

So the other day, my mild-mannered, well-behaved oven went all emo and heated itself up to the surface temperature of Venus, nearly incinerating a tray of french fries in the process. Now, handy as it may be sometimes to have a crematorium right in the comfort of your own home (I mean, have you ever tried to dispose of a body after 6pm on a Sunday

Comments

[clayrobeson]

Wow, can I post this to Moron Life?

[starboogie]

Certainly! I'm glad you like it. :)

[clayrobeson]

How would you like to be credited?

[starboogie]

Hmm... I suppose my name and some descriptive byline (like "guest contributor" or "common internet looney" or whatever) would be appropriate, right? I'll defer to your judgment and experience on this one.

[sinspired]

It will eat all of your cake.

[starboogie]

Not if I feed it a giant can of whoopass first.

[zuke174]

The funniest thing about this whole mess to me is, you still do Shrinky Dinks?

Not disrespectin', just nostalgic.

[starboogie]

You should really be wondering if I actually eat stromboli.

[clayrobeson]

Wait, you DON'T still do Shrinky Dinks?

What's WRONG with you, man? :D