Is Poison the worst at analogies, or what? Defend rhyme and meter all you want, but the fact remains that every rose having a thorn is not like every night having a dawn. The two are only superficially related at best, and equating them would earn you zero points on the SAT.

Question 12rose:thorn::night:________ ( Read more... )

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1. Audio and video blogging.Dear Internet Strangers: I am a Very Busy Person with no time for your minutes of hemming and hawing. I can read faster than you can babble. Please post your thoughts in coherent text so that I may skim them at the speed of thought. If I like what you have to say, I may then be inclined to watch any videos you may ( Read more... )

Songs I remember singing in elementary school, which would, in these enlightened times, certainly earn me hard time clapping erasers in juvie:

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Deck the halls with gasoline (fa-la-la-la-la, la la la la ( Read more... )

We interrupt this LJ silence to bring you this important message regarding frickin' airplanes ( Read more... )

Aargh ( Read more... )

By the way, if you knew about the incredible awesomeness of Tom Waits and didn't tell me, you get ten demerits and a spanking.

From a prison warden.

Named Beverly.

Oooh, a meme.

( Seduction! )

This might've been an entry about not writing an entry about not writing an entry about vacation, except that if I explained why it's not an entry about that, it would become the very thing it claims not to be! And rather than cause any tears in the circular-logic continuum, I shall simply change the subject entirely ( Read more... )

I'm off to the car to the shuttle to the airport to the plane to Munich to have me some beer and scope out the lederhosen and drive to cities in Germany to cities in Switzerland back to Munich back to the airport back to the plane back to Philly back to the shuttle back to the car back home. Toodles!