I wear perfume if my psychic powers tell me I'm going to meet someone I want to smell nice for. Otherwise I don't bother obviously. (I'm not kidding when I say I spent five minutes trying to come up with the right word for concealer.)
Lol! This is one of the most amusing things I've ever read XD
1: I know the thing with the braces...waah... *suffered under them for 4 years* But still...when I look at someone's mouth it's because I'm imagining some penis near there 8D When someone is talking to me, I look at them in the eyes .-.
4: eeeeh? Lol! Trust? Who thought that up? PFFF! XD Ok~ Although I probably never leave the house without eyeliner, the days where I'm not wearing any, means I'm either depressed, lazy or simply don't want people to look at me longer than they should XD But trust? pfff~
Blush on the nipples!!! OMG LOL!!! ADLFJKAFLKAJ!! 8D
5: When I put my hands by my side, it's because I want to grope the butt of the person who is standing next to me >v>~
I look them in the face generally, not at any specific part (how do you even tell that anyway? o-o) unless we're sitting at an awkward angle for looking at each other.
;D *braces free~*
Eyeliner is probably the one kind of makeup I will NEVER use. I get totally freaked if anything gets too close to my eyeballs, and eyeliner is one of the two things that commonly hits that squick. (The other is contacts.)
Remind me to move away if I ever see you doing that~ loljk
Really? Oh! O.O Well I usually focus in the eyes~ I dunno~ Maybe because when I'm inspecting their eyes, I can tell if they are saying the truth or not~ *two days ago I was talking to a guy, who was saying that he has a license to fly an airplane...pff yeah, and I'm the king of the world XD*
°D° *braces free too after years of torture~ XD*
Honestly? Lol! Now I feel weird for being able not to blink while I'm touching the white of my eyeballs with my fingers XDD *plus that I'm eyeliner addicted hm~ .^.*
KYAAAHAHAHAHAA!!! You won't be fast enough to do so~ =v=
I wish I had that ability. I just had the occasional weird psychic moment. (And can point to some of my BFFs from anywhere, which is mostly useful in determining north since they're all across the country.)
UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH do not want *hands over eyes protectively*
At risk of sounding like a misandronistic, feminist lesbian (and at risk of making that all sound redundant), I hate men. Unless they're gay. So really I just hate straight men (feelings on bisexual men are pending further investigation). Because they try to generalize and quantify women and while sometimes it can be funny, it usually just ends up degrading and frustrating. No two women are alike and making gross generalizations about make up or... putting your hand down (wtf?) is ridiculous
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Oh man, I hate all of that "how to understand men/women" crap. We're all human beings, dammit, and we're more alike than we are different. At the same time, not all women/men are the same and you can't generalize them like that.
On a related note, there are also those author interviews where someone asks a male author how they manage to write such believable female characters. Yes indeed, male author, tell us how you managed to understand the mysterious and unfathomable female mind!
/rant
This list seems even more nonsensical than most, though.
2. when we say we're fine, we're really not.
Damn. How am I supposed to communicate it if I am fine?
1. when we look at your mouth we want to you kiss us.
Hilariously, I only seem to see that with people asking females how they write believable men. Or RPers bitching about how, ohmygod, they can't POSSIBLY play someone of a different gender (unless it's yaoi!) because they'd get it wrong.
Do not understand those people.
this was a really bad one, yeah. Hence my need to spork it.
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The only makeup I usually wear is tinted moisturizer, which must mean... I trust everybody! :D
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1: I know the thing with the braces...waah... *suffered under them for 4 years*
But still...when I look at someone's mouth it's because I'm imagining some penis near there 8D
When someone is talking to me, I look at them in the eyes .-.
4: eeeeh? Lol! Trust? Who thought that up? PFFF! XD
Ok~ Although I probably never leave the house without eyeliner, the days where I'm not wearing any, means I'm either depressed, lazy or simply don't want people to look at me longer than they should XD But trust? pfff~
Blush on the nipples!!! OMG LOL!!! ADLFJKAFLKAJ!! 8D
5: When I put my hands by my side, it's because I want to grope the butt of the person who is standing next to me >v>~
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;D *braces free~*
Eyeliner is probably the one kind of makeup I will NEVER use. I get totally freaked if anything gets too close to my eyeballs, and eyeliner is one of the two things that commonly hits that squick. (The other is contacts.)
Remind me to move away if I ever see you doing that~ loljk
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Well I usually focus in the eyes~ I dunno~ Maybe because when I'm inspecting their eyes, I can tell if they are saying the truth or not~ *two days ago I was talking to a guy, who was saying that he has a license to fly an airplane...pff yeah, and I'm the king of the world XD*
°D° *braces free too after years of torture~ XD*
Honestly? Lol! Now I feel weird for being able not to blink while I'm touching the white of my eyeballs with my fingers XDD
*plus that I'm eyeliner addicted hm~ .^.*
KYAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!
You won't be fast enough to do so~ =v=
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UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH do not want *hands over eyes protectively*
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On a related note, there are also those author interviews where someone asks a male author how they manage to write such believable female characters. Yes indeed, male author, tell us how you managed to understand the mysterious and unfathomable female mind!
/rant
This list seems even more nonsensical than most, though.
2. when we say we're fine, we're really not.
Damn. How am I supposed to communicate it if I am fine?
1. when we look at your mouth we want to you kiss us.
I will never look at anyone's mouth again.
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Do not understand those people.
this was a really bad one, yeah. Hence my need to spork it.
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