do you ever get the feeling that life revolves around food? not in the normal sustenance connotation, but in a more primeval, mystical way. like the swirls and whorls in a bowl of smoked cheese grits meaning more than they appear, some portent of things to come or a delineation of the way things should be. light and dark, but swirled together, so ( Read more... )

my mom called tonight, about five hours ago, all tidings and fuzzy logic. sometimes she bothers me so much, and sometimes i nned her so much. she's never the solution though, just a nail. sometimes she helps hold something together, sometimes she gets stuck through my hand. i sometimes wonder if i've really been as good a son as i should have been ( Read more... )

so this morning i woke up early, bright-eyed bushy-tailed and all that crap, around noon... what's the first thing i do? run smack into the door frame with my knee. luckily, this is the dumbest thing i do all day. it swelled like a halfhearted balloon, kinda plastic and warm. it doesn't hurt too badly... i think it's just a bruised ligament, so i ( Read more... )

The Potion Makerstarcrossedboyium is a cloudy, frangible gold solid distilled from the flesh of a stunted oak.Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

stunted oak huh? why does that not surprise me.

sigh...

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I scored
88½%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!

i don't know if that's just sad or terribly pathetic.