For those of you who have never had the pleasure of visiting my home state, here's a brief, highly informative (and moderately offensive) summary from Uncyclopedia:
"On an average day, a Virginian will spend most of their time sitting on their porch chewing tobacco. The rest of their time is spent hunting and watching NASCAR.
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In Virginia, education (pronounced Ed-u-ma-'ka-shion) is the process all Virgins go through between the ages of 5 and 18. During the education process, students study the Four Core Subjects: Shooting, Drinking, Bigotry, and Football.... However, in the NOVA, students are expected to learn everything in the world or else they will be killed, as anyone in less than 5th grade AP Calculus and Philosophy are treated as dumb rednecks, and will be exiled to South Virginia."
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"On an average day, a Virginian will spend most of their time sitting on their porch chewing tobacco. The rest of their time is spent hunting and watching NASCAR.
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In Virginia, education (pronounced Ed-u-ma-'ka-shion) is the process all Virgins go through between the ages of 5 and 18. During the education process, students study the Four Core Subjects: Shooting, Drinking, Bigotry, and Football.... However, in the NOVA, students are expected to learn everything in the world or else they will be killed, as anyone in less than 5th grade AP Calculus and Philosophy are treated as dumb rednecks, and will be exiled to South Virginia."
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