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STEVE: "Doug?"

DOUG: "What?"

STEVE: "Do you find mint more convincing when it's green or clear?"

DOUG: "…"

STEVE: "…"

DOUG: "… I don't find mint convincing."

STEVE: "… Hmm. Too good for all that, huh?"

DOUG: "… I've never been convinced by mint."

"There's a creepy hand thing fondling my uni-arm."

- Lars

STEVE: "Man, if Klingons were humans, they'd see all kinds of faces in their foreheads."

DOUG: "Klingons probably see Klingon foreheads in various things."

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STEVE: "Does my personality look different because my hair is flat in the middle right now?"

DOUG: "Steve, I don't know what your personality looks like."

DOUG: (Almost spills lasagne)

STEVE: "Did you save it?"

DOUG: "Yes."

STEVE: "You know, I've never almost spilled food like that without not spilling it."