Oh dear sweet baby Jesus how can any one body spontaneously hurt THIS MUCH?!? Ow. Ow. Owwwwww.

I don't think 8 lb, 6 oz newborn infant Jesus can help with this. THIS is a job for... Led Zeppelin Jesus!

I do have a ( little bit of an explanation. )

I'm not a big fan of Beyonce, but I'll admit that some of her songs are super catchy. For instance: Upgrade U. Ow. It hurt me to type that. But I still had to put it out there, if only for her enunciation. Plus her video portrayal of Jay-Z amuses the hell out of me. For those that don't know, Jay-Z & Beyonce are engaged, or maybe they're ( Read more... )

I have this desire for soup cups, soup plates and gravy boats. I think I am the only person I know who would use such things on a weekly basis. The soup cups in particular really catch my fancy... just so practical and hand-warming ( Read more... )

So, one of the reasons I have not spent a whole lot of time updating my livejournal lately is that I have tentatively adopted another dog, who is somewhat more work than I had expected ( Read more... )

Oh Thank You God. Someone else had the crazy. This isn't something I talk about a lot, because I'm justifiably completely ashamed of this period in my life, but I had the absolute, no holds barred crazy. This was back in the day, of course, I'm 'bout rid of it now. It makes me feel so much better to know I'm not the only one who used to have ( Read more... )

I bet you didn't know there was a Orthodox Jewish boy band. That page in particular is totally up for the Nice Jewish Boy calendar.

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I'm imagining squadrons of teen girls screaming for these guys. "DOVID IS SOOOO CUTE ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, Andy! Seven today. Wow. And conveniently being taken to the beauty parlor too, awesome. I can hardly believe he's seven already, it was just last month he was a shaved puppy with staples up and down his leg. Oh my baby!

And happy birthday to jeffbernath too. Even though it was yesterday. I'm a bad interneter. But I personally made ( Read more... )

My give-a-damn's busted.

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I'm so, so, so, so glad it's Shabbat. Even though I won't be keeping it properly, I'm just so glad it's here!

Damn you Polyvore for linking me to Browns Fashion! I can't stop looking at cute shoes!

Well, there is one benefit to being addicted to this website. It is better to internet-window-shop for things you could not ever possibly afford, especially if conversion rates are involved.

Did I mention I have the worst taste ever? That ring is so gaudy ( Read more... )

What Be Your Nerd Type?
Your Result: Science/Math Nerd

(Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death ( Read more... )