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Sick Leave *Funny*
Sick Leave
I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a ( Read more... ) -
Need A Raise?
Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?
Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?
Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.
Boss: Yes.
Employee: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I ( Read more... ) -
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't put this on my FB page cuz some of the folks I work with will see this. I have an interview Friday morning with another security company that is looking for someone who is licensed to carry a firearm and wants to work day shift! PICK ME! PICK ME!! Plus they pay abot $4.00 an hour more than I'm making now!! PLEASE PLEASE put some good energy ( Read more... ) -
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How 'bout them Cowboys!!
The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A.The Dallas Cowboys
Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy ( Read more... ) -
Happy....Happy!!!
Happy Birthday ( Read more... ) -
Happy Happy
Happy Birthday, Grapie!!!
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OOP! Did I just drop my ass?
Ok, so here it is, Thursday and my week will continue for another three days! I haven't had a day off since Easter Sunday! I'm freaking tired!! We have been getting my Tool Crib moved to a different location in the plant and we are not even half done! I've been working 12 hour days and sleeping 5 hour nights. You would think that anyone as ( Read more... ) -
Bush And Condi
This explains it all!!!
