Am starting early. That means NOW! Everything is half-price and I'll probably come with it judging from this rapid degeneration into drunkennessss if you say my name at the baar.
St Patrick's Day. Beware of bad, bad accents from drunk, drunk people.
- Novelty leprechauns in bar. Check. - Clothes charmed to repel Guinness. Check. - Token green ribbon in hair. Check - Special St Pat's day t-shirt (green). Check.