I GET TO KEEP MY JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'M CELEBRATING WITH MASSIVE MARGARITAS TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Which, incidentally, was my plan for drowning my sorrows.  Margaritas are good for every occasion.

I'm good at doling out advice.  I'm good at sitting down with a person, listening to their problem, and then giving the best course of action that I can see.  I'm good at common sense solutions.  I believe in the positive power of discussing your problems, working through them, not bottling them up ( Read more... )

POST(NEW PHONE YAY!!!!!!) I GOT A NEW PHONE TODAY AND IT IS PRETTY AND PINK AND FUN TO PLAY WITH!!!!!!!!!! HOORAY FOR ME!!!!!!!!!

Lysol has this new hand soup thing that automatically dispenses soap into your hand.  Their reasoning is that the soap pump has germs on it, so you shouldn't touch it.  Even though the only time that you touch it is right before you wash your hands.  Well.  It's a fine idea, I suppose, but the real problem would be the faucet handle, wouldn't it?  ( Read more... )

So, it's totally snowing here, like way more than I am used to.  And I have bad tires, so even if it weren't as snowy as it is I still couldn't really go anywhere.  And so I find myself going through all of my DVR stuff that's just been piling up, and of course there are 14 Paula Deen's, so here we go!

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Don't get me wrong, I am as big a Tim Burton fan as the next life-long lover of Nightmare Before Christmas (I own 4 bottles of Rag Doll Perfume, and two copies of the DVDs and a VHS copy) and Batman.  I'm talking about the people who think the sun shines out of his ass, the people that talk about how he's just sooooo incredibly original.  He is, ( Read more... )

Pucker Up

Lemon Linguine

Grilled Salmon with Key-Lime Butter

Orange-Citrus Bars

Asparagus in a Citrus-Sesame Sauce

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Quick Fix

Hurry-Up Chicken Pot Pie

Blueberry Tarts

Snow Peas

Steak Diane

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Lighter Side

Poppy Seed Pinwheels

Vegetable Crudites with Dip

Red Snapper

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        I started lying when I was 10.  I'm not talking, like, little kid fibs, but actually lying.  I was an overachiever at lying from the jump.  Most people start small, but I don't remember any small lies, not at the beginning.  I think the smallest lie was skipping school for the first time because my sister was sick and I didn't want her home ( Read more... )

Honey, It's Ready

Savory Salmon

Honey Vinaigrette

Sweet Potato Biscuits

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Cajun Cookin

New Orleans Jambalaya

Ragin Cajun Seafood Balls

Bananas Foster

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Souper Delicious

Italian Chicken and Vegetable Soup

Creamy Creole Shrimp and Lobster Bisque

Fresh Fruit Soup

Parmesan Puff Pastry

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