"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink, but please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to. You pickin' up what I'm putting down?"

--True Blood, Pam, Season 3
--Ashley, real life, every season

• 22:43 The highlight of my day: Watching him watch the red pandas. Adorable and such an amazing time. #
• 23:56 @ seanplz examples, plz. #
• 23:57 @ gadgetarms The way I see it with OSAP, is: If they never give me a penny then I don't owe the pricks a thing. It's tough, though. #
• 00:59 I've got every reason to feel like I'm that bitch. #
• 09:45 It's hot. #

• 00:46 Well, this sucks. #
• 01:22 Studying makes for a good life distraction. #
• 10:28 I like when items up and walk away and you can't find them. This particular item needs to be found. It's kind of important. #
• 11:20 I know it's impossible, but you should try to shake it off. (And if you really wanna shake it off, you gotta rearrange, rearrange us ( Read more... )

• 21:42 For a plucking good time, go to Poultry Fest. That will never get old. #
• 11:10 If all else fails, at least I am having a good lash day. #

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• 02:13 I love my boyfriend. He's so great. #
• 08:18 It's official. He charmed all the ladies I work with. #
• 14:08 I finally have a Saturday afternoon off and I don't even know what to do with myself. #
• 20:08 Poultry Fest. I'm not even joking. #

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• 08:31 So now that I have the morning off, and a short shift in the evening... what am I going to do with my day? #
• 15:27 @ cantstaythesame another item to add to the list of reasons why i love you. haha. #
• 15:35 Hot summer's repeating. #

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• 22:07 In one month, we will be sitting around a fire and relaxing at the cottage. I can't freaking wait. #
• 00:17 @ ramapaa I think that the same game would also work for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. #
• 13:34 Thunder, lightning, and rain. Maybe the errands can wait until tomorrow afternoon. #
• 13:37 @ ramapaa Yeah, I watched one episode and it was a ( Read more... )

• 09:57 I'm really excited to see Bug today. And Jess, of course. #
• 16:05 Having fun with Lily-Bug and Jessica. Bug loves her Hello Kitty. #

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• 10:58 It really did turn into: Kate and 8 Plus Jon--Every Other Weekend. #
• 11:28 @ PatrickMichel lol. #
• 12:15 TFLN: "Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry." Why didn't I think of that? #
• 14:32 First coat on the trim around my windowsill. Little by little, the room makeover is nearing ( Read more... )

• 21:18 Up was fantastic. #
• 22:35 I think if Lady Gaga keeps up with the high kicks, we just might see her Britney on live television. #
• 00:04 "The sad, pitiful cookie is the price we pay for the creamy oreo. It is the way of things. The zen of cookie." #
• 09:27 Oatmeal and blueberries with a side of out-of-control teens on Maury. #
• 09:55 I love that ( Read more... )