1. Kayti doesn't do push-ups, she pushes the world down. 2. I challenge you to learn a trade skill, like tile setting or wood carving. 3. The color purple, because I know how much you love Oprah. 4. I love your sense of humor and how accepting you are of people. 5. It's not really funny, but I'll never forget the time that you stood up for in front of that one bitch in junior high. I thought we were going to get cut. 6. The first thing that popped into my head was a neopet thing, but I guess some kind of reptile, because you like those things. 7. Do you know why the caged bird sings?
1. MIchelle can't eat ice cream without drooling. Don't hate, you know it's true. 2. I challenge you to try something on your own that is completely out of your comfort zone. 3. Blue, pink, and brown. How lovely. 4. I love your smile. It just lights up your whole face! 5. I remember our whole "SPONTANEOUS PAP SMEAR" conversation. 6. Mahi Mahi. That's a dolphin fish, you assholes. 7. Why don't you get a nose job!?
1. Little known fact: Bruce finally did learn the secret of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. But he'll take that to the grave!
2. I challenge you to fill your children's lives with books and culture. Make sure they appreciate authors like Roald Dahl and the guy who wrote Maniac Magee!
3. red, like your head!
4. I liked how nice you were to me and my friends growing up and how you put up with our nonsense!
5. I will always appreciate how you played Come On Eileen even though I asked for it pretty much every weekend. You're a trooper!
6. I'd love to say something masculine, like a wolverine, but the first thing that popped into my head was a turtle. =)
7. It's not really something I've been longing to ask, but I think it's an interesting question. Are you worried your kids aren't going to appreciate music like you do and that maybe they'll like music like Insane Clown Posse or something equally terrible?
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2. I challenge you to learn a trade skill, like tile setting or wood carving.
3. The color purple, because I know how much you love Oprah.
4. I love your sense of humor and how accepting you are of people.
5. It's not really funny, but I'll never forget the time that you stood up for in front of that one bitch in junior high. I thought we were going to get cut.
6. The first thing that popped into my head was a neopet thing, but I guess some kind of reptile, because you like those things.
7. Do you know why the caged bird sings?
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2. I challenge you to try something on your own that is completely out of your comfort zone.
3. Blue, pink, and brown. How lovely.
4. I love your smile. It just lights up your whole face!
5. I remember our whole "SPONTANEOUS PAP SMEAR" conversation.
6. Mahi Mahi. That's a dolphin fish, you assholes.
7. Why don't you get a nose job!?
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1. Little known fact: Bruce finally did learn the secret of how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. But he'll take that to the grave!
2. I challenge you to fill your children's lives with books and culture. Make sure they appreciate authors like Roald Dahl and the guy who wrote Maniac Magee!
3. red, like your head!
4. I liked how nice you were to me and my friends growing up and how you put up with our nonsense!
5. I will always appreciate how you played Come On Eileen even though I asked for it pretty much every weekend. You're a trooper!
6. I'd love to say something masculine, like a wolverine, but the first thing that popped into my head was a turtle. =)
7. It's not really something I've been longing to ask, but I think it's an interesting question. Are you worried your kids aren't going to appreciate music like you do and that maybe they'll like music like Insane Clown Posse or something equally terrible?
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mahi mahi....she will shoot you in the face sarah....watch out! ow!
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