yeah, yeah, yeah i know i got an actual legit site to pick the last one up and then promptly ceased production due to lack of ideas, but this time the stories are culled from real life so hopefully my funny well (or what passes for one) won't dry up quite so quickly...


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TODAY, 1pm - 4pm, KCSS Turlock 91.9 or KCSS.net

ah yes kids, it's true. if all goes according to plan, i shall return to the airwaves on an every-other-week basis (splitting time with jabbermouth, who incidentally took over my original 10-1 slot when i moved away) saturdays from 1-4pm on KCSS starting in one week, on november 20th with my triumphant comeback show. get all excited and tell ( Read more... )

so okay, here's the big news i alluded to a few days ago: julie & i (and simon, of course) are moving back to turlock at the end of october. i'll be doing freelance design and rollerblading around town with my new ipod (oh yes, you heard me right, ROLLERBLADING) soon. so all of you t-town kids can remove the sackcloth and ashes and stop your 3 year ( Read more... )

yeah, i'm still alive. ran across this this morning and thought it was definitely worth sharing. a song from elliott smith's upcoming final proper album, from a basement on a hill.

elliott smith - twilightas usual (and possibly even more than usual), it's beautiful. if the rest of the album is this great, this is the REAL yankee hotel foxtrot ( Read more... )

man, just call me clockwork jones.

...or don't. that's cool too.

a.c. newman - miracle drug
a.c. newman - drink to me babe then

for those that don't know, a.c. newman is the singer from the new pornographers, but these pretty little indie pop songs that probably have more sonically in common with the shins.

here are a couple of songs for you to show you i still love you:

portastatic - chesapeake
portastatic - hey salty
portastatic - noisy night
portastatic - oh come down
portastatic - drill me (acoustic)

no matter what your political stance may be, please, please, PLEASE DO NOT take michael moore at his word. as expected, a TON of lies, half-truths and deceits are starting to come out about fahrenheit 9/11, just as they have for the rest of his movies.

read about them herei used to find moore quite entertaining before people started to take him so ( Read more... )

so when you're sitting on the toilet, do you ever think that the world is being attacked by a giant porcelain monster and that you, poopman, are their only hope?

no?

me neither.

the ENTIRE ALBUM of havalina (rail co.)'s russian lullabies (in one big ZIP file) courtesy of their website, havalinaland.com.