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today i have been nothing short of lazy....(mental note i love g-n-r) i have yet to take a shower. my hair is sooo gross feeling from the obscene amounts of aqua net i put in it. you can play connect the dots on my chin *fucking zits*. but other than that my newest obsession is doing me some good. within the last 2 hours i have consumed 6 glasses( ( Read more... )

my nose is running like mad. i did have mickey d's napkins crammed up my nose so i wouldnt have to keep sniffling and annoy drake with my stunning nasal pyrotechnics. joh is gonna be suprised when he gets back from game. i cleaned his apartment. the only thing i didn't do was vaccuum and i wasnt not about to ask todd if i could borrow his vaccuum ( Read more... )

i can actually say that to them and fucking mean it. happy happy happy joy joy joy. so now all i need to do is talk to debbie about the garage. things are starting to go my way. not lets hope i won't fall into the negative vibe. i don't dig being negative. my mommy was negative earlier, we were talking while she was watering her flowers and i said ( Read more... )

im buying this book, there is some good shit in here. such as ( Read more... )

seriously people i must have lived under a fucking rock for the last 24 hours. i went to work and lynn told me that nick should leave the flag at half mast because we lost 2 people. i asked her who she said JOHNNY CASH...and JOHN RITTER. i started bawling like a baby. i wanted to go home and listen to JOHNNY CASH all damn day. so right now i sit, ( Read more... )

so i have decided that im more than likely moving to tacoma. or something like that. i have until november 3rd to move. doing alot of thinking lately. not having any friends around because they are doing there own thing or whatever has giving me alot of time to think and what not. im really concerned lately about inviting myself to things. i don't ( Read more... )

i put on deodarant and my fucking pits still smell like whoa. im rather disappointed. what the fuck is wrong with you people. johnny cash is the man of all men. and he only got one vma. you let 50 cent and justin timberlake get more awards than johnny mother fucking cash. thats not right! you will all burn in hell ( Read more... )

my grandma was babbling about how i shouldnt cut up my sisters hoody and then proceeded to say some other stuff. i was just like woman leave me alone. im not on your ass all the time. then she said something like ice cream is fattening and that i should know that i was like grrrr. she also asked me what do i hear when people talk to me, i almost ( Read more... )