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[starshipmedical]

This is Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. Bridge, do you copy?

[ There’s a man in science blue standing next to the fountain, looking cold and grumpy as he shakes his device. ]

Damn interference… Enterprise, this is McCoy. I don’t know what the hell happened with those infernal transporters, but I’m damn sure I ain’t

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[byweavinglives]

Hello.

[starshipmedical]

[ -dsg;sdgkslhg

aksjgsdg;sg

sdlgkhs;dg???? ]

Jesus--

[ Er. Ahem. Throat clearing. ]

... Hello there.

[byweavinglives]

Lost?

[starshipmedical]

[ 8( ]

Something like that.

[likeboudica]

The Christmas music is not a permanent feature, sir. And none of us are where we are supposed to be, in many a sense.

[starshipmedical]

Thank god for that.

What d'you mean?

[likeboudica]

It is most likely merely a curse, and a rather harmless one. It will stop by midnight.

This place is rather strange, and gathers people from different worlds and ages. None of us truly belong here. I believe the word is "pan galactic nexus", though I do not know what that means exactly.

[starshipmedical]

A curse? [ wat. ] Like magic and hoodoo?

Yeah, well neither do I. [ He's a doctor, not a physicist. ] How's it gather people?

[totallyinaband]

Are you on, like, a ship?

[starshipmedical]

Well I was.

[totallyinaband]

Space or sea, dude?

[starshipmedical]

[ A pause. ]

... Space. Starfleet.

[ voice ]

[waitedforyears]

Spock, really?

[ voice ]

[starshipmedical]

What, you know him?

[ voice ]

[waitedforyears]

Not personally.

[ voice ]

[starshipmedical]

Guess news of what happened must have made it to... wherever this is, then.

[ Probably not Federation; he's fairly certain he'd remember hearing about a planet with this much Christmas music. ]

audio )

[adamantined]

You're missing the quintessential Santa hat.

audio )

[starshipmedical]

I wasn't quite prepared for the holiday season. [ All the snark. ]

Is it always like this around here?

audio )

[adamantined]

You should see us when Easter rolls around.

[That was a joke. Sort of.]

After so many times, you get tired of asking the same standard questions. Are you alright? Do you need help? What's the last thing you remember?

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[starshipmedical]

I don't want to know.

If I were hurt, I wouldn't be this calm. [ Yes McCoy, you're totally calm and not at all freaking out inwardly. Of course you are. ] It's damn cold out here, though, and the last thing I remember is being on the ship.