This is Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. Bridge, do you copy?
[ There’s a man in science blue standing next to the fountain, looking cold and grumpy as he shakes his device. ]
Damn interference… Enterprise, this is McCoy. I don’t know what the hell happened with those infernal transporters, but I’m damn sure I ain’t
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[ Whatever disbelief there is for the first, it's nothing compared to the second. ]
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[Wait, turned this on a second too soon. He'll just clear his throar.]
If you're waiting to beam up, you could be at it a long time.
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[ Too late, he heard that. ]
If Scotty broke the damn things again because he was trying to improve them, I'm going to make his next physical hell.
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Kinky as that sounds, you'll have to put it off too. Your being here isn't a technical error.
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If Scott wants someone to play with him, he can find someone else. [ Why would you even put that mental image in his head, Chase 8( ]
Really. Then what is it?
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A handful and some asshole. [ That's Chase. ] Still not sure I believe a word of it.
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Almost makes me miss mission debriefings. [ No it doesn't. ] At least it's... welcoming. [ Festive. Christmas-y. ]
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Terribly. Didn't realize this thing wasn't my communicator.
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I'm not an engineer, but they convert you into an energy pattern and send it to a specified location, where you re-materialize. [ Or, if you're unlucky and Scotty is using you to test things, you disappear for a long time. ]
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I don't say this often- but if you had one with you, I might actually fall in love.
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