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[starshipmedical]

This is Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Officer aboard the USS Enterprise. Bridge, do you copy?

[ There’s a man in science blue standing next to the fountain, looking cold and grumpy as he shakes his device. ]

Damn interference… Enterprise, this is McCoy. I don’t know what the hell happened with those infernal transporters, but I’m damn sure I ain’t

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[starshipmedical]

Looks like my chronometer is off, because I could've sworn Christmas wasn't for another few months.

[starshipmedical]

Great. [ More goddamn time shenanigans. He is getting really sick of all this alternate reality, going into the past from the future bullshit. ] And now it's December?

[ audio ]

[faroffdream]

'Enterprise'?

[ audio ]

[starshipmedical]

The ship I serve on.

[ audio ]

[faroffdream]

Any luck getting a hold of them?

[ He's pretty sure he has the answer but sometimes when people show up they do so in multiples, so he figures he'll ask. ]

[ audio ]

[starshipmedical]

No, not yet. If they can hear me, I sure can't hear them.

video;

[saidrepent]

That's an odd uniform for a CMO, isn't it?

video;

[starshipmedical]

It's not like I was in surgery before I came here.

video;

[saidrepent]

It doesn't exactly look military.

video;

[starshipmedical]

Depends on the military. It's Starfleet.

[bedsidemanners]

Chief Medical Officer?

[starshipmedical]

Yeah. Means I'm in charge of sickbay and I take care of the health of the crew.

[bedsidemanners]

Somehow I managed to get that general impression.

[starshipmedical]

Then why the question?

voice;

[starshipmedical]

... What?

voice;

[starshipmedical]

What the hell are you talking about? Conventions? Star Trek?