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[Raymond might have escaped the effects of the last couple curses to roll through the city, but he isn't so lucky this time.]

Come on, is that all you've got?

[There's no telling what might've gotten him into this, but it doesn't look like he intends to get out of it without causing someone some damage. He isn't the tallest fighter around, and ( Read more... )

[When the video turns on, it doesn't look like it was intentional in the least, from the skewed angle to the two men in view - Raymond Leon and Dr. McCoy, for those who might recognize them - caught seemingly unawares. Not to mention the fact that they're both undressed from the waist up, Raymond looking particularly like he only just rolled out of ( Read more... )

Naughty or nice... That's a rather black and white way of putting things, isn't it? [He snorts.] It might be easier to just list the things I've done and have others decide for me.

[There's a thoughtful pause.]

I guess letting the patrol car get wrecked could count as "naughty"... Other than that, things tend to be a little more grey.

Dear Santa.

[Raymond snorts and gives a small shake of his head, as though he already can't believe what he's saying.]

It is that time of year, isn't it... Can't say I'm really feeling the holiday cheer. Nor can I say that I've ever really believed in you, but if there's one thing I believe in less, it's handouts. So let's get this out of the way ( Read more... )

Since this seems to be the only useful method of learning anything around here... What can anyone tell me about the law enforcement here? Any information would be appreciated. [He pauses.] Though I would particularly appreciate hearing about any possible openings on the force.

If this is someone's idea of a practical joke, I can tell you that you could have picked a better occasion, which would be never. [The voice is one that sounds utterly unimpressed with whatever the hell is going on, with just enough of an aggressive undercurrent to sound biting.] I don't have the time to be dealing with this, nor should you have ( Read more... )

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