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[saidrepent]

Naughty or nice... That's a rather black and white way of putting things, isn't it? [He snorts.] It might be easier to just list the things I've done and have others decide for me.

[There's a thoughtful pause.]

I guess letting the patrol car get wrecked could count as "naughty"... Other than that, things tend to be a little more grey.

Comments

[valentineluke]

Seventy-five years and that's all you got to show for it?

[saidrepent]

If I was really going to make a comprehensive list for those seventy-five years, we'd be here all day.

[valentineluke]

Unoriginal excuse for not doing the highlights.

[saidrepent]

Even the highlights tend to blur together after a long enough time.

[orangetoughguy]

What the hell did you get outta that? A fuckin' slap on the wrist?

[saidrepent]

My seniority does win me some favors. [He sighs.] It helped that I was in pursuit of a suspect at the time, and it was more his fault than mine.

[orangetoughguy]

Well who gives a shit about a Crown Victoria anyway.

[saidrepent]

[Oh, did he really just- Ray snorts.]

These patrol cars are no Crown Victorias.

[byweavinglives]

Morality is subjective, isn't it?

[saidrepent]

Another reason why making this sort of list would just be a waste of time.

[byweavinglives]

What's considered bad in your world?

[saidrepent]

Murder, theft, cheating and lying... The usual, I'd think.

[whitetwoguns]

I think that should depend on the wheels.

[saidrepent]

[Shrug.] It was the standard issue.

[whitetwoguns]

Gremlin? El Camino?

[saidrepent]

Challenger. [Assuming they existed in his time.]

[specifics]

Apparently this place works in all shades.

[ pause ]

Patrol car?

[saidrepent]

Apparently...

Yes, patrol car. [Is it really not that obvious?] I am a timekeeper, after all.

[specifics]

Your [ pause ] world's version of what...police? Or just a sub-department of it?

[saidrepent]

Police is about right. It's our job to keep time.