I know, these things are usually run by BNFs and other people of vast popularity, but there is a massive shortage of Friending Memes to do with books on LJ so I decided to add one, albeit a bit of a specific one! :3
You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first? I am going to head straight to Ankh-Morpork to work at the Golem's Trust! If Adorabelle doesn't shoot me in the head the minute I walk through the door. :|
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? My favourite Discworld character is Reg Shoe. I love how optimistic he is, and he made me cry in Night Watch. I also love all of the wizards at the Unseen University - especially the Bursar.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! Corporal Strappi.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Guards! Guards!, because it was my first Discworld novel, Going Postal because it was one of those books that make you hop around with glee when the protagonist kicks some enemy butt, and The Wee Free Men because it makes me laugh out loud whenever I read it.
You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first? Would it be weird to say Ankh-Morpork?
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? Death! And the luggage.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! I-I like a lot of people. There aren't really many who bother me, Derp.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Mort! and Going Postal too.
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about? So I've got an illegal pet penguin named Morty, and Team Fortress 2 being the greatest game of allll time.
Oh dear. You're halfway through the interview and, regrettably, Captain Carrot and Sergeant Angua have arrived to arrest you! What might you have done? Are they arresting me for being boring
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You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first?
Ankh-Morpork. Without any doubt. Although I'd love to see Lancre, too, I'm first off to the Big Wahoonie.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then?
Yes, actually. Fill a book with Lord Vetinari, Drumknott, Vimes, Otto Chriek, Moist von Lipwig and Adora Belle Dearheart, and I will be a Very Happy Person.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public!
Er... I suppose you could say Rincewind. I just don't sympathise much with him, which is essential for a reader to like him. I do understand why others like him, though.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...?
Going Postal, without hesitation. Funnily enough, it does appear to have the abovementioned characters in some measure.
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that
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You've arrived on the Disc! And a horse and cart have magically appeared before you! What region are you anxious to see first? To Ankh-Morpork!
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? Commander Vimes does indeed live in Ankh-Morpork.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! The Lords Snapcase & Winder.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Night Watch.
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about? How to increase awareness and acceptance of "out-of-the-norm" lifestyle choices in Ankh-Morpork.
Oh dear. You're halfway through the interview and, regrettably, Captain Carrot and Sergeant Angua have arrived to arrest you! What might you have done? Chucked dwarf bread at the head of someone annoying asshole.
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I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? My favourite Discworld character is Reg Shoe. I love how optimistic he is, and he made me cry in Night Watch. I also love all of the wizards at the Unseen University - especially the Bursar.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! Corporal Strappi.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Guards! Guards!, because it was my first Discworld novel, Going Postal because it was one of those books that make you hop around with glee when the protagonist kicks some enemy butt, and The Wee Free Men because it makes me laugh out loud whenever I read it.
Eek! William de Worde has been ( ... )
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I swear we must have friended each other nineteen times over the last year, lmfao.
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We are like an elastic band. Hahah. I'M SORRY BUT I ALWAYS COME BACK! :D
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I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? Death! And the luggage.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! I-I like a lot of people. There aren't really many who bother me, Derp.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Mort! and Going Postal too.
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about? So I've got an illegal pet penguin named Morty, and Team Fortress 2 being the greatest game of allll time.
Oh dear. You're halfway through the interview and, regrettably, Captain Carrot and Sergeant Angua have arrived to arrest you! What might you have done? Are they arresting me for being boring ( ... )
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(Me, flailing? Never)
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I need to read more Discworld. I'd play this meme but I don't know enough of the characters...
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Yeah, I know, I've read a few of them (Monsterous Regiment is my favourite) but they're so daunting. There are so many!
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Ankh-Morpork. Without any doubt. Although I'd love to see Lancre, too, I'm first off to the Big Wahoonie.
I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then?
Yes, actually. Fill a book with Lord Vetinari, Drumknott, Vimes, Otto Chriek, Moist von Lipwig and Adora Belle Dearheart, and I will be a Very Happy Person.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public!
Er... I suppose you could say Rincewind. I just don't sympathise much with him, which is essential for a reader to like him. I do understand why others like him, though.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...?
Going Postal, without hesitation. Funnily enough, it does appear to have the abovementioned characters in some measure.
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that ( ... )
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I see! Does your favourite character live there? No? Who is your favourite character, then? Commander Vimes does indeed live in Ankh-Morpork.
Ooh, nice. And your least favourite? Yes, everybody has a least favourite - even if they don't admit to it in public! The Lords Snapcase & Winder.
Fascinating. So, your favourite book would be...? Night Watch.
Eek! William de Worde has been hot on your tail and now wants a little word with you. Don't mind that flash - Otto has his favourite picture-box with him. So! What do you tell de Worde about? How to increase awareness and acceptance of "out-of-the-norm" lifestyle choices in Ankh-Morpork.
Oh dear. You're halfway through the interview and, regrettably, Captain Carrot and Sergeant Angua have arrived to arrest you! What might you have done? Chucked dwarf bread at the head of someone annoying asshole.
Well, I'm sure Commander Vimes will be ( ... )
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