Sometimes when I remember you, I think about bashing your brains in with a baseball bat. But only so I could see if you even still have a conscience.

I don't wanna go. Tell me to stay.

A man came into my shop a couple of days ago talking about his parents that just died, and that his son just moved to colorado to live with his girlfriend. It struck a nerve in me, I had been thinking about a similar scenerio not hours before. What are the odds? I went to swipe his credit card and recognized the name from some facebook pictures i ( Read more... )

I saw recently that that guy moved cross-country to live with "her". I really hope you're okay about it, but I'd never have the balls to ask.

Today was a day that we spoke without speaking.
And our spirits run high, as the beginning is peaking.

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From the Trailer for Peter Pansexual ( Read more... )

Hippie hobo: Man, look at those guys out there, working in the tunnels with all that shit. I'd rather be a park ranger, man. Watch me go get another picnic basket! [Pause] God, get me out of this fucking city. New York sucks. I just want to build a tree house.

--Uptown 1 train

Your Personality Is Like Acid


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