I'm so fucking broke, but I'm so happy.

I never thought this could ever be a possibility.

I made 8 dollars in tips tonight and I have the fucking flu. I should have stayed my ass home.

I love Trace. That's my nigga.

Trace and I saw 'College' the other day. Like 4 people in the whole theatre. Sorry Drake Bell but I'm only one person and I had to drag Trace with me...I enjoyed your bare ass and dirty words.

Me and Joe Jonas have the same hair.

Sometimes I just want to fuck shit up ( Read more... )

Because I just got a sub from Subway ( Read more... )

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A dragqueen tried to get me to quit my job yesterday and become a model. My head is soooo big now.

I'm pretty sure I'm still single so I'm gonna milk it for what it's worth....

...I don't remember ANYTHING I've done since Wednesday. Makes me happy.

Waiting for the bank to approve my car loan.