And perhaps, if I was a dog, I'd go to an obedience school ( Read more... )

Jay-Z came over today, we talked about redesigning the food pyramid. This is what we came up with.

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So, today I took a bath. It was fun taking baths as a kid. At least I remember it being fun, because you have bubbles and toys and stuff. Today when I took my bath, I realized, as a semi-adult... baths aren't that fun. After the first two minutes I realized I was just sitting in water staring with a clear shot of my dick. I felt kind of dirty ( Read more... )

I can't help but to start using this LiveJournal for real again. None of this picture gimmick shit, although it is fun, and I will continue to throw them in as I please, as you will see with this entry ( Read more... )

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