So..I was at work today, and I asked if I could work through dinner rush to get some extra hours that I somehow missed out on. So, my boy works dinner rush (which is why I usually don't see him at work), and he walks in, and I start uncontrollably blushing, smiling, and giggling. And then he says "Hey." And I immediately have to put on my poker ( Read more... )

I'm old and fat and sore, as my recent sexcapades have shown me, so I'm now googling hip stretches to at least fix one of these things.

I'm all like "Lol, that's eas...OH GOD FUCK NO!"

Stretching is hard, you guys. :(

I HIT IT. AND I HAVE RUGBURN AND A CRAMP.

Fuck, I'm old.

The strangest thing happened to me today. I worked with this guy I hadn't met yet. He seemed kinda grumpy but he worked ok. I could tell he didn't get along with some of our stronger personalities but he was just quiet and did his own thing, mostly ( Read more... )

So I went to the doctor today, and I've now been tested for PCOS and diabetes. Yay! I'm actually not nervous about my results at all. I'm just happy to finally know for sure ( Read more... )

I survived. I didn't even have to yell at anyone. It was amazing.

Six months ago, I made three goals for myself. And here's how I did ( Read more... )

True ease in writing comes from Art, not Chance,
As those move easiest who have learned to dance.

Well eff you, Alexander Pope. Eff you.

So I've found my Lit book. It wasn't holding up my bed, after all. And it's mocking me.

I haven't decided on resolutions or anything, so I'll have to think on it and make a separate post. I also need to sort through that 101 things in 1101 days thing, and see how I did ( Read more... )

Happy holidays, you guys ( Read more... )