can you feel the static in your veins can you hear me call your name i broadcast from my brain the sounds that should put tears in your eyes i've given up on this so-called life just for the record haven't you heard that absence of punctuation is all the rage all the rage in france that is i heard some one say that they heard someone say that they ( Read more... )

I have noticed an increase in the number of people borrowing my things (especially clothes) and just to prevent any problems (yes, I have experience in the " 'you never gave me back my shoes' 'yes I did' " department), I am laying down the rules, once and for all. Failure to comply will result in the removal of the offender's colon and left eyeball ( Read more... )

Are You Gonna Be My Girl by Jet


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Once opon a time there was a litle man named Jesus. He was very picky and every where he went he at chile dogs. He thought that he was acctually Jesus so every time he wen to church he felt strange. He stopped going to church becasue he though the majority of the population was stupid because they did not faint when he walked into a room. Once he ( Read more... )