It's RAIN RAIN RAINING icky yuckness all over like tomato SOUP SOUP SOUP!

SPLERK!!

On on on the windows~!

Someone forgot to put the lid lid lid on the BLENDER. Which silly plug plug plugged it in?

Press press pressure in my head. Pop goes the hip hip hippocampus.

So so so I looked out the window the other morning, and and and I was all like...

W O O O A A A H H H !!!

THE SKY FELL DOWN DOWN DOWN!!!

And now there's all all all DEAD CLOUDS in the streets like cotton-wool zombies to wrap you up up up and SMOTHER YOU like FLUFFY PORRIDGE OF DOOM!

Don't eat it.  It tastes like like like RECONSTITUTED CARDBOARD from ( Read more... )