Name: Apples to Apples (Part 3)

Due Date: Saturday, May 15, 11 PM EST/Sunday, May 16, 4 AM GMT

I'm about to post the adjectives with the subjects.

Not everybody gave me their subjects. They'll still get a chance to judge, but if they don't respond, I'll either randomize the winner or open it to voting.

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