blog #001 -- there's this one song from SNL...

[statusunquo]

Okay... Ahem!  Well, this won't be too bad.  I think.

So I guess "Dr. Horrible's Blog On A Boat" has kind of a ring to it.  It'll make for a cool featurette at any rate since... Some viewers were complaining about the material in my previous entries...  [he trails off, talking to himself.]  Complaining about my blog?  I just-- almost-- robbed a bank

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char is around 10 years old, mun still too lazy to edit icons//Voice

[ntjstapwn]

What's a blog?

((PCs can only do text or voice, dearie :3))

right on; voice.

[statusunquo]

Oh. It's like a diary, or a journal...

--except not, uh, girly like a diary. Or totally '90s like a journal.

I didn't know there'd be kids here...

[ooc: HNNRGH thanks. and i was looking at the FAQ while i was writing this too... AMAZING!]

[ntjstapwn]

....riight.

*He doesn't believe you that its not girly. Especially since 'diary' was the first word used to describe it.*

[statusunquo]

No, really!

Okay, it's more like... A TV show where I talk about my life. In this case, my life as a supervillain. See, I'm Dr. Horrible.

[influencing young minds. inspiring new careers in villainy. this is great.] What's your name, kid?

[chopshopgoddess]

. . .

Dr. Horrible?

[statusunquo]

Yeah.

You know. Supervillain.

[totally proud of this]

[chopshopgoddess]

Mmm. Of course.

And my name's Mikaela, Decepticon-Killer at your service. [she totes has a title too man]

[statusunquo]

[that. sounds... impressive.]

Ah-ha! So you're uh... [with a name like that--] ...in the business too? Great to meet you!

[erhabenheit]

Oh c'mon, your what? "Evil League of Evil?" What kind of name for a crime syndicate is that?

[statusunquo]

Dude. Evil League of Evil. You've never heard of Bad Horse?

He's just about the greatest supervillain... Horse... That ever lived!

[erhabenheit]

What the hell is this.

There's no- Look, you don't need an application to be evil. You just go out and blow up a school or something.

[statusunquo]

Blow up a--

Okay, okay, that's beside the point. I do need to apply to join this group, and I don't need to kill a bunch of little kids to do it, either.

A school? Are you serious?

[conquistasal]

Dude, yer prolly in fer a longer ride than y'want.

[Sal is usually about twice the age he is now, and the way he talks is more like a teenager than a ten-year-old.]

[statusunquo]

Well that doesn't sound encouraging...

Uh, how long are we talking here exactly?

[and why are there so many kids around here]

[conquistasal]

I dunno. I've been on this dingy fer, like, seven months er somethin'. 'Ventually, y'jus' stop countin' th'days.

Sorry, I don' mean t'be a Debbie Downer.

[statusunquo]

Seven months. Seven months... Oh no-no-no-no-no.

I really have to get back. There's so much to do... My application, the cerem-- plan... And so much laundry.

[freakin' out a little. he's silent for a while, then breathes a huge sigh.]

...Sorry, kid, I don't mean to take it out on you. Uh, what's your name?

[brynkitten]

[Bryn finds this so amusing. It's like he's out of a horrible comic book or something.]

How does one almost rob a bank?

[statusunquo]

[oh crap did he really correct himself out loud?]

Well, that is... You know, I had the money and everything there -- it was in my hand -- but.

Superheroes. Nemeses. Just... Ruining things.

[AWKWARD SILENCE.] Okay, look, the point is I could have robbed it.

[brynkitten]

...riiiiight.

Well.

What're you going to do now, on a boat with no banks, hm? No money whatsoever?

[statusunquo]

That--

[pause. that is a really good question.]

...Well if I told you, it wouldn't be a very good evil plan, would it? I don't go around just telling everyone exactly what I'm going to do. [he does.]