Clues for the Clueless - on dating

[staxxy]

remember kids:

1) painting all of your exes as villainous pricks only makes *you* look like the asshole.

2) if you are going to villainize everyone you date, don't date from your circle of friends. You run out of them eventually and are left all alone.

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Comments

[stryper666]

"1) painting all of your exes as villainous pricks only makes *you* look like the asshole."

One of the various reasons I fell in love with Cyn. She only spoke ill of one ex, whom happened to be a junkie. Her other exes...well...she's still great friends with (a turn-on for me, as she can keep friends).

[staxxy]

awwww. that's just beautiful.

I am friends with most of my exes as well. I mean, really, there was a *reason* I was ever with them in the first place.

[stryper666]

Then there's me: Not friends with my exes. I get along with a couple, but that's it.

Sadly, the only one I was truely friends with was Jessica.

[staxxy]

*hugs* :)

That is the sort of irony she loved though.

[dansfey]

Not to mention good friends make great lovers from time to time.

Spread out the love between you and your friends.

[staxxy]

well yes, but only if you aren't villainizing them afterwards.

[dansfey]

exactly.

[squashcup]

Oh, you're so right, but then I'm sure you knew that.

[staxxy]

:D yes, I sure did.

[sistawendy]

I had one ex at my wedding. Her Nibs thought it was a little... odd.

[icprncs]

Hell, one of my exes is *DJing* my wedding.

[staxxy]

*hooray* I bet I know which one. ;)

[icprncs]

I only have two exes in this town. It's not as if it's difficult to figure out. ;)

[staxxy]

oh, I am sure they fantasize about it all the time. ;)