Depressed.
I want to lose weight.
Frau said "Behinder!" today.
I feel fat.
In fifth hour today...I thought of a weird way to die.
I have such a huge gut.
I want to cry.
I got a horriable grade on a Bio test today.
Ignore the short sentences above.
According to an online quiz, I have a 50% chance of surviving in a Zombie Apocalypse...

Today I was very depressed.
Paul is one of the most amazing people I have ever met.
Today was Big Boy Celebrity Server and I worked desserts for about an hour.
I don't have time to elaborate because I am going to talk to Andrew on the phone.

WORD!

I didn't go to school today.

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Ahem.
You know you are a loser when you try to eat your ice cream with chopsticks.

Josh1's Wedding was yesterday. It was really awkward at the beginning because I didn't know anyone. After a while, It got better and I had loads and loads of fun. (Pictures will be posted within the next decade.)

1 Josh is Andrew2's Cousin.
2 Andrew is my friend.

Mister Piano Teacher gave me a note around 6th period saying that he couldn't do my piano lesson today. I was kind of disappointed because I was having a bad day and I wanted to have a good klavier lesson. I had one of the most frustrating days today and I don't feel like elaborating.

I want to purchase Letters From the Earth by Mark Twain, but I ( Read more... )

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Someone muttered, "Oprah is a bitch," in class today and I thought it was quite hilarious.

You know your life is perfect when you purchase vanilla chai deodorant!
Jenny1 tried to get high by sniffing it...

1Jenny is one of my two sisters.

Seven piercings isn't tacky, is it?!

The reason that women have their period every month is because god is having hardcore sex with all the women. Not simultaneously, but when ever he has his godly urges. It explains everything! We get cramps because it was that hardcore. We bleed for a week because it was that hardcore. This probably isn't a very logical; is it? Regardless, women ( Read more... )