nuff said.

1. What color is your bra ( Read more... )

Three of my beautiful fingers are purple.

Endorphins released during a female orgasm is a natural pain killer. I found out that little fact in a medical book a couple of years ago. I just decided it was interesting considering that women usually don't want to have sex when they have headaches. That excuse seems to be a silly one because the sex might help get rid of the headache ( Read more... )

Du geile sau machst mich so richtig an ich will dich jetzt sofort.
(I thought it was funny...)

sam: you are my favorite kid in the world now ( Read more... )

Ann Coulter claims that God doesn't like liberals.
My simple question is: What gave her any fucking right to say what god likes or doesn't like?
(besides the freedom of speech... :P!)


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I told my piano teacher, Genna, that I would not be taking lessons with her anymore. 
My soul cried a little...I LOVE GENNA! :D!

I gotz meh schome neu specs!

America's Next Top Model has been having a marathon!
(I wish I was some random gorgeous model)