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[stayandgloat]

I think Adam did it. Not sure how or why, but I got some real bad vibes the last time I read one of his posts. My official suggestion for how to solve this problem is to throw Adam and possibly one of his many cohorts into level zero.

Not Elle though, she's clean.

I can tell.

Comments

[possemagnet]

I'm not sure any one person is capable of mass hysteria.... magic or not. They'd have to be friggin' omnipotent to affect all of us. This is more like something Q would've done.

[stayandgloat]

Hmm, you may be right. Still, I have excellent reasons to suspect Adam.

[possemagnet]

Suppose you do...

[stayandgloat]

I definitely do.

[takeyouapart]

You know, being a prat about this won't help anything.

[Private]

Are you all right?

[stayandgloat]

Being a prat about things helps everything!

[Private]

I'm fine, thank you. There really... isn't much here I've not seen before.

Private

[takeyouapart]

That's good. I mean, it's not good that you've seen this before, that's - very bad. But it's good you're fine. Because I'm not, really.

Private

[stayandgloat]

[Long pause]

...Are you all right?

[agent_bly]

Bad vibes. Really.

[stayandgloat]

I guarantee it. I also saw his staring at West's arse while in the communal shower.

Vibes, Jason. Bad ones.

[agent_bly]

How does that make him responsible for all this?

[stayandgloat]

It doesn't, I was just supplying you with a character reference.

[stayandgloat]

Maybe not in your primitive court system they don't!

[stayandgloat]

No, new science happened, and now bad vibes are admissible in court.

[stayandgloat]

Please, History dictates that I use my powers to do hilarious fun things and it never exactly works. History dictates that you keep trying to kill people. We should throw you in zero even if you didn't do this!

[stayandgloat]

...You think this is hilarious? Adam, you're only adding weight to my case.