Yeah so I guess you can tell from the headline I had an (literally) obscenely random weekend. So I guess I should start off with my work story...and no I have switched occupations and become a stripper---I'll get to that part...just you calm down!! It's gonna be another long one as I have a lot to say.....it like 2 stories in one ( Read more... )

You Are An Iris
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I chose that headline mainly cause Leah doesn't think I like Monty Python. So there! Hmph ( Read more... )

Well, alright cleaning room and car more like it, but because A.) I live out of my car and B.) I am watching Cleaning House on the Style Network and it seemed appropriate. Well is was on, now its Ambush Makeover, wen the hell is my ambush coming?! I NEED HELP!! Anyway, I got a new bed (no more futon with the horrible dip in the middle!) and dresser ( Read more... )

I was totally going to post, but now I'm too tired. My headline basically says everything. I miss my Jamie Cullum album and the song on my profile sucks cause it stops to refresh about every 3-5 seconds. Fucking dial-up. And then after Conan, Carson Daly came on...looking a lot like my Uncle (but not really). I think it was the overdone tan that ( Read more... )

Today I got a letter in the mail that totally creeped me out. It said forgien aimail, domestic first class on the front and posted marked from Grove City, Ohio. I thought it was another stupid credit card company thingy saying, "You've been pre-approved," or something. Instead it was this like a "personal" 8 page letter saying I have been watched ( Read more... )

DO YOU SNORE ( Read more... )

I am 39% Idiot.

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Okay so I think we all need a little mental relif from the CNN happenings, so instead I choose to talk about/watch the Food Network. Oh, and me and Mom were going to go volunteer and see what we could do, but alas you need training, and training isn't until the 11-13 or something. Which is just crap cause they are here now, not a week from now! ( Read more... )

Everyone needs to listen to this clip it is about fifteen minutes long but it is so important ( Read more... )