Hello all, and welcome to my live journal (tm). My name is Stchoo, I'm 21 from Sacramento, California. I have a degree in Hospitality Management from Milton Keynes Polytechnic and have passed my cycling proficiency test. I work for Foqinc Docks Ltd, the U.S.A.s largest importer of unprocessed raw trousers. My wife, Arletta, is personal assistant to ( Read more... )

Stop what you're doing and read this. Also, look at the pictures


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I'm cagey about stories involving time, it's like I'm slowly burning, breathing crimes ( Read more... )

HAY GUYS WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS! I'M DOING THIS OLD JOKE AGAIN TO APPEAR POST-IRONICALLY IRONIC! SWEET!

DOUBLE SWEET INFACT!


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RIP old friend.


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Yo Yo and another Yo. Right now I am beatboxing on a level only normally achieved by robot beat boxes, or "drum machines". Boom Boom Chikki Boom Boom. People around me are popping, locking and busting mad skillz the likes of which have not been seen since Rahzel married Crazy Legs in a Orthodox, Beat-a-box (sorry) ceremony.


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Top of the morning to y'all, Stchoo here. Touch rough, little tired. Much as normal.

Picture round instead of words.

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Harro to the faithful, Stchoo "Stchoo" McStchooson here, live, from the impending disaster that is my life. Local authorities recommend storing plenty of water, canned goods and high quality Gin, Tonic, Ice and Lime should the worst happen. Also, please don't feed,encourage or attack me with my one "kryptonite", kryptonite. Have you ever notice ( Read more... )

Hi everyone, my name is Stchoo and I have a drinking/eating problem. I'm going on a diet, but I'm keeping the drinking problem; it adds a certain gravitas to my arguments. You fuckers. I'll show you ( Read more... )

Commo Esta, Bitches. I really need to find more time for this place. I notice people aren't updating as much as they used to, and that's quite sad. I do like reading about your exciting lives, seeing your photos, seeing you in the shower... Well, the shower thing certainly. I think everyone is buggering off to My Space but I can't navigate that ( Read more... )