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steadfastest

2: [voice]

Sep 12, 2010 21:04

Okay, so, there's something about reading not-the-cliffs-notes version of Bram Stoker's "Dracula" that really helps you appreciate the fact that these people decided to live between an insane asylum and Dracula's creepy house. COME ON, PEOPLE. COULD YOU HAVE PICKED A WORSE LOCATION ( Read more... )

dracula isn't my bff yet, an expert weighs in, already fascinated with the biggest bad

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[voice] likevegeta September 13 2010, 01:37:07 UTC

[Don't mind the giggling, Xander. He just knows more than you do.]

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:42:27 UTC

Okay--okay, what? WHAT?

[voice] likevegeta September 13 2010, 01:43:49 UTC

Uhm, okay, Dracula? Total sort of friend of the Vampyr Slayer. [And you get really gay around him, dude.]

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:50:11 UTC

Let's forget for just a sec that I have no clue what you're talking about so I can pose THIS one to you: even without Drac living RIGHT THERE?

Insane Asylum. End of story.

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[Voice] consultmybooks September 13 2010, 01:44:39 UTC

...and?

This is all news to you, Xander?

[Voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:47:24 UTC

[Argh...Giles.]

Yeah, I failed that quiz, Giles. I'm not all up in the Gothic like these kids today.

Re: [Voice] consultmybooks September 13 2010, 01:48:16 UTC

Considering where you live? [Disapproving Giles is disapproving]

[Voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:52:12 UTC

Consider me older and wiser now, Giles. But seriously--Sunnydale looks normal. During the day. Mostly. Not so much filled with terrifying MENTAL HOSPITALS.

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[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 01:47:10 UTC

[Unknowingly following Andrew's lead, Buffy gets her giggle on.]

Hail Xander, King of the Ironic Statements.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 01:52:46 UTC

[Misinterpreting.]

What? I read books!

...

Book!

[voice] slaying September 13 2010, 01:56:15 UTC

And the congratulatory ribbon's in the mail. [Said with all the dearest affection that she can muster.] Seriously, give it about a year? And we'll all be face to face with Dracula.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 02:00:15 UTC

What!? You dust him, right? You must, because you're HERE, and it's in your past.

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[voice] ratnavati September 13 2010, 01:57:40 UTC

[lmao she is actually pinged by giant bat]

How can they be anything else?

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 02:00:38 UTC

How can who whatnow?

[voice] ratnavati September 13 2010, 02:18:15 UTC

[She feels so hilariously awkward actually saying this.]

Bats.

[voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 02:23:08 UTC

They get in your hair.

[He's still not really following.]

But yeah, usually they don't fling themselves against your window unless they're trying to get in to do something horrible to you.

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[Voice] redstringed September 13 2010, 02:31:37 UTC

You see? It's a wonder anyone takes that book seriously at all.

[Voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 19:57:44 UTC

Rachel! Uh--yeah, remember that Giles guy I mentioned? He really likes that book. I just hate it when people turn themselves into victims, you know? Although that's probably the kind of thing you like.

[Voice] redstringed September 13 2010, 20:24:54 UTC

Does he, now?

And why on earth would I enjoy the stupidity of others as they place themselves in harm's way? Other than a general sense of schaudenfreude.

[Voice] steadfastest September 13 2010, 20:37:34 UTC

Oh. [Schaudenwhatnow?]

Well, you know--you're a vampire. That's a pretty good reason, right?

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