Today I was relaxing in a sauna alone. it's a small sauna. a 4 seater or so. A guy walked in and sat down and said: Hi! I hope you don't mind if i floss. He took out his dental floss and before I could have hallucinations of the dirty floss getting wrapped around my toes, i left.
This has to be one of the best lines I've read in a book in a real long time. Good book too.
At 19 and 20, they had teeth like their ancient black-clad grandmother: few between them, and those remainders yellow-gray and flaking like elderly toenails. -Isabel Fonseca Bury Me Standing