Fuck Off

[stealing_is_fun]

OK, so I was just roaming the halls, thinking of Charlotte like I usually do, when it hit me, and now I'm in a mood. I tried alcohol, but all the vodka does is makes things a little less sharp. Which, don't get me wrong, is a real bucket of tits, but…ooh, I feel wierd…tits…HAHAHA *vomits*…ugh, just bugger off, yeah? *holds stomach, then pukes again

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[somberstarburst]

....what's the matter? Are you okay? ._.

[stealing_is_fun]

OH HEY BABY *burps loudly* I'M JUST SITTING HERE…MISSING YOU…*begins to sob awkwardly*…I LOVE YA BABY! *falls asleep*

[somberstarburst]

erm... fletch? are you okay... seriously? I'm worried. ;_;

[stealing_is_fun]

*wakes up* I'm sorry, I just gotta s-hober up some, holdonaminnut.

*magic* I'm sorry Charlotte…I 've just been really down lately…especially without you. :/

[le_etoile_noire]

*sighs in a disgusted manner*

[stealing_is_fun]

Fuck off preggers. I'm not in the mood.

[le_etoile_noire]

....you're going to pay for that.

[stealing_is_fun]

Ha! Maybe another time, just go away.

Hope this doesn't mean you're rethinking calling the baby Ickle Dungy-kins?

[scandalqueen]

God Fletcher, how many times do you get drunk per week?

IT WAS YOU WHO FLUNG ME INTO THE AIR IN THE GREAT HALL!!!!!

((read omg_siriously's post comments to get the flinging thing.))

[stealing_is_fun]

Oh poo on you.

Yeah, maybe it was…HEY IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I GOT SOME. By the by, you have great legs and a killer ass.

[scandalqueen]

Whatever.

WHAT! Really? I do? You liar!

[stealing_is_fun]

Yeah, really, you do. Not that I like you or anything, my hearts set on Charlotte. But you are pretty smoking waist down.

[omg_siriusly]

Way to suck, stupid.

[stealing_is_fun]

Shaddup. Pussy.

[omg_siriusly]

Oooooooh, NICE ONE. Really. If you didn't drink while depressed you wouldn't be feeling this way.

[stealing_is_fun]

*barely readable* I'm not the one who got drunk and played with a "horse"-I have my ways of knowing

Yes, well…fuck off.