Dear Friend:
anonymous
December 16 2003, 08:23:55 UTC
I thought it best to inform you that your girlfriend has been performing fellatio acts on a certain giant purple blob, whose name I will not divulge at this point and time. As not only the top authority over the land of McDonald, but also the arbiter of all judicial and moral concerns that arise, I feel it is my duty to acquaint you with the aforementioned issue. This act of adultery is corrupting my tiny and peaceful town, and I will not stand for it, nor should you. The entire debacle truly makes me grimace. I advise you to contact me for further information regarding this nauseating affair.
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Sincerely,
Mayor McCheese
Mayor of McDonaldland
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peace man
-dave
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