Alex Esche & Tyler Foley Present ( Read more... )

While sitting upside down on a watertight pant, a thought enlightened me to a state of enlightenment that was so enlightening everything was really enlightened

When in doubt, spray it in the eyes with bactine

That wasnt the thought, but all that enlightenment kind of burned away 3/4s of my brain, leaving this tatooed on my skull

Due to a butterfly flapping its wings in China, Obesius returns again ( Read more... )

The pirates, due to the randomness of their postages (you can never find a decent stamp seller on the seas) the pirates are gonna start putting up their inspirational facts of the whenever (for those not blessed to be in those rare locations where they're originally written ( Read more... )

Today, I will bring to you the tale of one of the bloodiest battles to grace the waters of the Midwest...Yes, I am speaking of that great battle on the River of Foxes many a day ago. That fateful day that would go down in history as that day that some stuff happenned, but since all of the historians were killed in a suicidal charge, I am the only ( Read more... )

Bum Bum Bum Bum, Du Du Dud Dee Dah Duh Do (theme song) Episode V- The Hobos Strike Back-Do I really need to do this long writing that no one can read-if you don't know the story, you can walk the plank. Today, we will address the issue of the kangaroo. I say it never existed, that we had all been eatin too much of those special biscuits, but I ( Read more... )

The second episode of the Steamboat Pirates is nearing finishment, and will porbly be put up tommorow. If ye wants te get a message from the pirates when it's updatered, post a comment with yer e-mail where it says post comments, damnit. YAAARRRRGH

So, ye wants tah hear of the legendary steamboat pirates, do yah? Well, I'll tell yah the story, cause I was THERE. I saw it all, the really good times and the really crappy times. And there were crappy times. Evryone now thinks that bein a steamboat pirate was all fun and games, time traveling, plundering, and blah blah blah, but it wasn't ( Read more... )