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I always feel as if I waste my spring breaks, but this time things seem to be going ok. There hasn't been anything great or amazing, but I'm nowhere near as bored as I expected. Let's review the weekend ( Read more... )

Not that I'm anticipating any unfortunate events, but I'd like to discuss my funeral. There have been a couple of deaths this year that have me wishing for one thing. If you don't know me or don't talk to me at least once a month, please do not attend. I'm getting sickened by the "trendy" funeral attendances. I am saying it right now for anyone ( Read more... )

Tonight was a very close call. I had decided long ago that the whole situation with the girl kept me occupied for the holidays would be kept from a select group of people. The whole thing is a little messy and I sometimes regret it, but I mostly just laugh it off. Tonight I was driving around with a couple people and one of them was unaware of the ( Read more... )

Now that a few days have past, I'm over most of the stuff from my last entry. It was just one of those nights where everything combines and adds up to... disappointment. It was cool to get it out, but its done ( Read more... )

It's late and I just finished dropping off a good friend. Actually...I take that back. He is my best friend. He mentioned something while we were heading over to another friend's house and it really got me thinking. He asked when was the last time we fought over anything. I paused for a while and said that I'm pretty sure we've never fought. This ( Read more... )

1. I was driving out of school the other day with my windows down, and I noticed that my lips were a bit chapped. Naturally I started to lick them. The problem was that I happened to turn my head and make eye contact with a chick that was walking onto campus during my lick fest. She proceeded to give me a look of pure disgust as if I were licking ( Read more... )

I just had my hair cut, and I feel like a....sheared lamb lol

This will be my updated map of U.S. travel if the route of the trip goes as planned. It is entirely subject to change...especially w/ good suggestions.


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Diverticulitis is not so much the fucker of families at the moment...high blood pressure kicked the shit out of divvy and is now wearing the yellow shirt ( Read more... )