Pentagon: Why Didn't We Think of That?
Ghetto kid #1: Yo, Cam'ron be doin' some gay shit!
Ghetto kid #2: Nah, but he always calls 'no homo' so it's aight.
Ghetto kid #1: So if Cam'ron asked you to suck his dick 'no homo,' would you?
Ghetto kid #2: Well, if he called 'no homo...'
--B9 bus, Ave M
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