My cup runn *hic* runnith over.


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Got up, pushed the grocery cart around, drank some wine, passed out.

Check out this hot baby. I be stylin' when I pick me up one of these.

The R-RG0693

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Changed my underwear today. Things are looking up.

Woke up, pissed myself, then shouted at a dirty-looking hobo for a full twenty minutes before realizing it was my reflection in the gas station restroom I'd passed out in.

Mother told me there'd be days like this.

Toothless Annie gives the best blowjobs. Half a chuckwagon and cup of vodka is all it takes.

Well, the library is closing, I have to go now.

My new mobile home. Four wheels.

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Round Harold wiped his ass with my pillow case!

I have a friend we call Trash Can Lou.

Trash Can Lou is quite a character. He gives blowjobs for $5 behind the supermarket.

Sometimes we tell him we have $5 for him, like on recycling day, but we don't. So we just hit him in the head after he's done and run off.

Now he makes us pay in advance.

I really hate Trash Can Lou.

Took a bath in the kiddie pool last night. Still smell like piss. Got a flat on my shopping cart.