Somethin' weird just happened....

Ooo! Gimme *hic* that damnfish! *hic* Fucker! Allyou *hic* *urp* whos that? RonaldReagan? ohwait...you'renot Ronald *hic* Reagan.

Round Harold! Youstinkyfucker *hic* put mywine back! Youeatingdogsdshitangain? *urp* Fuck!

Fell asleep in my cart last night, downtown. Woke up inna grocery store, covered in jars of jelly. Then the jars all opened up anthjelly crawled across the floor, leaving a trail of piss. Then some guy inna white shirt asked me to stop smashing the walls of the bus shelter.

I don't know how them busses fit in them little shelters anyhow.

When he pulled up on the unicycle, I knew I had to have is cock in my mouth.

Yesterday, after I passed out in the urinal at the shelter, they deloused me. Fuckers killed all my little buddies. Man I hate drinking alone.

The Steel Wino ruuuuules!!!

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Sometimes it gets real sad and lonely around here.

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Goddam Labor *hic* Labor *hic* Labor *hic* Fucking Commie Bastards!

Goddamn Labor Day. The trash men are all off schedule still, tryin' ta catch up from there day off. Got kicked outta my dumpster at, like, really fucking early today. Route Nine usually comes through on Thursdays!

Gebbaktawerk! Lazy fuckers!