My friends dad owns number 8. Let go scooby diving and hide some food. The only acceptable place for porn is in church. Why aren't you lying on the floor laughing with me. My name is David and I am from Columbia ( Read more... )

Did Frida do Arturo Garcia Bustos? Oaxaca or Chiapas (the Quebec of Canada)? I'm kinda scared of the Zapatista's but also very intrigued. I wonder if I would have to pretend to be french, or just remember not to order freedom fries. I don't like potatoes unless they are covered in something that makes them taste entirely not like potatoes ( Read more... )

I want a thunderstorm.

... maybe it's all that Silent Hill but take a good hard look, I'm not okay. Where's my little squirrel? Five and a half hours is way too far to get to the camp, just stay and hold my hand. I touched a groundhog, and a snake. I fell through a tree. Funny, there were no tents involved. I promise, I'm okay. Doctor's aren't always right. Fortune ( Read more... )

"Girls are all insane". I'm just a girl, like a little Gwen Stefani... I'm just blonde, I'm just a little kitten... so give me a fucking break. Or is this just the Vatican's way of insuring that nobody ever will? Be afraid of the sacred feminine. For the record I hate feminists. They are as hypocritical as the church. Don't read into this. There ( Read more... )

This question of the week before Vegas was "is empathy an inborn human trait?". My opinion is very clearly a big fat stinking no ( Read more... )

Kelly, shut up and live in Res. You have the rest of your life to live with Ed. You only have one more year to live at the Gonq with moi ( Read more... )

Interesting fact from Wikipedia (one of the many things Kelly likes and my mother does not... the other being me). That's right Kelly, you love me. Sometimes things (most likely robots) make cheese from Water Buffalo's ( Read more... )

Feliz Navidad Kelly Bear ( Read more... )

Pour some sugar on me. I take cream in my hot cup of coffee. In the name of love.

Holy stigmata... I think i'm supposed to be the next pope. Some people say I eat too many raspberries or that I do not wash my face. But I saw the sign, and it opened up my mind. In other words Count Obvious, I am a procrastination-nation.